Halloween is here and we rushed to make sure our readers don’t miss out on cracking some really funny jokes at their loved ones on this Halloween.
These Halloween jokes are our top picks and you can copy the text or just download the images for free and send to anyone you want.
Halloween Skeleton Jokes
- Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
- A: He had no body to go with!
- Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack?
- A: Spare ribs!
- Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
- A: Bone appétit!
- Q: Why can’t skeletons play church music?
- A: They have no organs!
- Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
- A: He didn’t have the guts!
Halloween Ghost Jokes
- Q: Why do ghosts dislike rain?
- A: Because it dampens their spirits!
- Q: What is a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
- A: The roller-ghoster!
- Q: What do ghosts wear for blurry vision?
- A: Spooktacles!
- Q: What do you get if you cross a ghost with a dog?
- A: A cocker poodle boo!
- Q: What room will you never find in a ghost’s house?
- A: A living room!
Halloween Witch Jokes
- Q: What kind of makeup do witches wear?
- A: Mas-scare-a!
- Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
- A: Spelling!
- Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
- A: Scream cheese!
- Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
- A: A sand-witch!
- Q: What’s the problem with twin witches?
- A: You never know which witch is which!
Halloween Vampire Jokes
- Q: Why are vampires always coughing?
- A: Because of all the coffin!
- Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
- A: Frostbite!
- Q: What do you call a single vampire?
- A: A bat-chelor!
- Q: Why are vampires so hard to get along with?
- A: Because they’re a total pain in the neck!
Halloween Zombie & Mummy Jokes
- Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?
- A: Graaaains!
- Q: Why did the zombie skip school?
- A: Because he felt rotten!
- Q: Why don’t mummies ever take a vacation day?
- A: They’re too afraid to unwind!
- Q: Where do mummies go on vacation?
- A: The Dead Sea!
Halloween Pumpkin & Jack-o’-Lantern Jokes
- Q: How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-Lantern?
- A: With a pumpkin patch!
- Q: Why was the Jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?
- A: He had no guts!
- Q: What do you get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter?
- A: Pumpkin Pi!
Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Aida.
- Aida who?
- Aida whole bag of candy!
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Ice Cream.
- Ice Cream who?
- Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Phillip.
- Phillip who?
- Phillip my bag with candy!
We hope you enjoy this Halloween!
Happy Halloween from us.
